I awoke at 4am last night (I mean, this morning) and discovered a scrunched up bunch of black electrical tape stuck to my arm. I have no idea where it came from. For some reason my immediate thought was “Hey, maybe I was abducted by aliens. Clumsy aliens who can’t even put electrical tape on a human’s arm (to cover up the puncture marks, obviously) without it getting all stuck together.”
Then I decided to draw, since I was awake. Tell me if you think, based on my sketch, whether I was abducted by aliens, or whether you want to vote for the possibly more likely scenario that when my bed was covered in framing stuff over the weekend some mysterious electrical tape of unknown origin wiggled itself under my sheets.
I just noticed in looking over my post for proofreading that I initially spelled clumsy “clumbsy.” And now I really love that spelling of it… like thumbsy…
Gah, now the more I look at the word “clumsy” up above the more I think it must be misspelled somehow.
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